Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. hes never gonna give you Up
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, βCan I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?β
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, βGod, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?β And response from heaven, βA moment, I just finish this status..β
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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If you need Facebook to remind you its your wifes birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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